Spellbound
People tend to think we babies are helpless. Need people to feed us, change our diaper, bathe us... Well... People are wrong. We're the ones wearing the pants (so to speak.) You see, I don't really want to exert the effort into such basic tasks. I have much more important things to deal with. Do you realize what my generation has been charged with? Finding cure to cancer, global warming, worldwide hunger, and the answer to the age-old question : Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
So, as I was saying, I have more important things to deal with. Plus I like being waited on hand and foot. People pay big money for this kind of treatment. But not me. How's that you ask? Hypnosis.
They don't even know what hit them.
Do you have a question you'd like the answer to?
So, as I was saying, I have more important things to deal with. Plus I like being waited on hand and foot. People pay big money for this kind of treatment. But not me. How's that you ask? Hypnosis.
They don't even know what hit them.
Do you have a question you'd like the answer to?
posted by i am rohrs at 10:21 PM
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I have a question:
How long would it take to circumnavigate Jupiter 256 times while eating peanut butter and jellie sandwiches and crawling on your knees?
I've always wanted to know the answer to that.
*thelongbrake:
Well, that would depend.
First I must ask: by circumnavigate, do you mean navigating Jupiter after circumcision? If that is the case, it would depend how long after. See, I recently went through that ordeal - who on earth came up with that idea!?!
Oh yeah. No one on earth. God.
Well, anyway, if it was within a week after I wouldn't even try it. Otherwise, about the amount of time it would take to run a marathon in Prague dressed as Yankee Doodle (with the feather on your hat appropriately named) times 1076.75 squared.
Hey IMR,
I'm curious which language is the hardest to learn?
John that's actually a fairly easy one to answer: baby talk. And I don't mean the squeaky and unintelligible sounds made by actual babies. I mean the bizarre and embarrassing noises generated by otherwise sane and rational adults.
I've since given up trying to decipher this gibberish and have come to believe that translating ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics is a much easier academic endeavor.
Sounds daunting!
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